CLAIM YOUR WELCOME PACKET
_________ (name) needs to physically mail you a welcome packet. –It’s not digital.
This Is The Ultimate Secret of _________ (course name)
A Secret As Deep As Santa Claus
The secret of the ___________ (course name) welcome packet goes back to the start of the course. The students inside had no idea what was being mailed to them.
What's in the Welcome Packet?
Can’t say. But it’s had these effects on other students
- Other students have physically cried when receiving the welcome packet
- Mailmen have been officially stalked for this welcome packet
- Screaming with excitement has ensued after seeing what’s inside
- Selfies are taken with the contents of this welcome packet
- Even the most skeptical admit they thought this was all drama, then cried
Wait ... are you trying to sell me something else?
No. The welcome packet is all bonus. You’ve already paid for ___________ (course name). This physically mailed packet is just my way of saying thanks for trusting me to be your olympic coach.
What if I choose not to get the welcome packet?
Scared? I don’t blame you. But if you choose not to get it. You’re going to see others in the Facebook group get there’s. You’ll see their reactions, but you won’t see what’s inside it. Because everyone who gets the welcome packet is sworn to secrecy of it’s contents.
You seem to really be pushing this welcome packet. Is it really free?
I want you to have this so badly that I’ll foot the bill for the packet and also for shipping. This is one of those things that … I just like to feel like Oprah, ok?
Ready To Get Your Free Welcome Packet?
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